OH HEY THERE.. LONG TIME NO SEE! HOW ARE YOU? I'M FUCKING RAD. I KNOW I KNOW.. THIS BLOG WAS MEANT TO BE A WEEKLY PROJECT.. BUT WHO STICKS TO PROJECTS THESE DAYS?

BEEN SUPER SUPER BUSY.. STUDYING BUSINESS AT THE FASHION INSTITUTE.. FINISHING UP AND ABOUT TO BEGIN ANOTHER INTERNSHIP.. WORKING.. AND RUNNING AROUND SYDNEY FOR MODELING. WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL END UP.. BUT YA'LL BETTER KEEP YO FINGERS CROSSED FOR ME!

IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE.. I SPENT THE PAST THREE WHOLE DIRTY WEEKS ALONE IN THIS HUGE HAUS MY PARENTS CREATED, WHILE THEY WERE OFF GETTING MESSY ON ARAK. WAS A FUN FEW WEEKS, HOSTING A SHINDIG THAT'S ONLY CREATED FOR THE FINEST TRASH I KNOW. I ALSO CANNOT BELIEVE HOW RIDICULOUS CLOTHES WASHING IS.. IT'S SUCH A TASK! I NOW PRAISE MY MOTHER SO MUCH MORE!!!!! THE DISHWASHER SOON ENOUGH BECAME MY BEST FRIEND, AS DID RICE CAKES AND HOMMUS..

BEST BE OFF NOW, TILL NEXT TIME! EXXXXXXXXXXX

PS: APOLOGIES TO THE NEIGHBOURS WHO WATCHED ON AS A FRIEND AND I ROAMED THE YARD WITH A DEAD BUDGIE..HUNTING FOR THE PERFECT BURIAL SPOT! RIP RIP RIP RIP!

HOROSCOPE - JUNE 2011..

'YOU WILL BE ABLE TO TRAVEL MORE WIDELY AND AMBITIOUSLY AFTER JUNE OR EVEN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PART OF AUSTRALIA OR THE WORLD. JUPITER THE PLANET OF OPPORTUNITY WILL ALSO PASS THROUGH YOUR ZONE OF PUBLISHING STUDY AND REACHING SO THE STAGE IS SET FOR YOUR BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IN 12 YEARS. JUNE WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MONTH OF THE YEAR FOR YOUR AMBITIONS. YOU WILL BE PURSUING MEETINGS OR SIGNING AGREEMENTS.'

I SUCK. I KNOW. I HAVEN'T GIVEN THIS BLOG ANY TIME AT ALL.. AND MY PROMISES ALL TOTALLY WENT DOWN THE DRAIN. SO FROM THIS POINT ON.. BLOGS HAPPEN ON RARE OCCASIONS YOU DIRTY ANIMALS.

I'VE BEEN A BUSY BOY.. GETTING SHIT LOAD OF SHIFTS FOR ONCE.. AND WORKING AS A STYLIST FOR WESTFIELD LAST WEEK WHICH WAS INDEED A SUCCESS. THERE'S NO GREATER FEELING THAN WALKING INTO A MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORE AND WALKING OUT WITH THOUSANDS OF $$ IN CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES WITH CUSTOMERS STARING IN AMAZEMENT. EAT ON THAT PARIS AND BRITNEY. ALL IN ALL IT WAS A FANTASTIC OPP, AND IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING.

I FLY OFF TO THE GOLD COAST TODAY, AND I'M KEEN AS BEANS TO SIT AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS AND DO NOTHING BUT READ FASHION MAGS, BLARE TRASHY MUSIC AND DOWN THE BOTTLE OF VODKA THE EASTER BUNNY BROUGHT ME.

HAPPY CALORIE FREE EASTER EVERYBODY X.

WHILST I SIT ON THE COUCH SIPPING ON A STRONG COFFEE AFTER A DAY OF WORK, I'M HERE THINKING.. SHIT.. BLOG! *GOES BACK TO PREVIOUS BLOG TO SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE THEN*

BEGINNING WITH MARDI GRAS, JESUS SHITFACE, WHAT A NIGHT. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SPENT A NIGHT OUT LIKE THAT EVER, SO MUCH FUN IN SO LITTLE TIME. WAS ALSO INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BUMP INTO A MAJORITY OF MY SYDNEY BABE'N FRIENDS.. WHOM I ONLY SEE ON THE ODD OCCASSION! THE AFTERMATH OF IT ALL WAS HORROR, EVEN THE MOVEMENT OF A FAN WAS MAKING ME FEEL VIOLENTLY ILL. APART FROM ALL THAT EXCITEMENT I'VE BEEN WORKING LOADS, AND ORGANISING MY STUDIES IN FASHION.. WHICH IS A GO AHEAD.. SUCCESS SUCCESS! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO KEEN TO STUDY IN MY LIFE, ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT LIE AHEAD EXCITE ME. I'VE ALSO GOT SOME MAJOR NEWS TO SHARE REGARDING MY FUTURE IN MODELING IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS! STAY POSTED! X

AFTERNOON YA'LL. HOPE YOU'RE ALL FINE AND DANDY, MYSELF, WELL I CAN'T COMPLAIN. LAST WEEK WAS SUCH A PATHETIC WEEK, I'D LIKE TO PRETEND IT NEVER EXISTED, MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF LOVE TO THE BABES WHO SURROUNDED ME. THIS WEEK HOWEVER, HAS PROVEN THE THOUGHT THAT OUT OF NEGATIVE ALWAYS COMES POSITIVE. I HAVE A FEW EXCITING PROJECTS AND PLANS HAPPENING WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. I'VE FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO FURTHER MY SKILLS WITH FASHION, FEELING ALMOST CERTAIN I'LL BE STUDYING AT THE FASHION INSTITUTE IN SURRY HILLS OVER THE NEXT TWELVE MONTHS. ALL MY PASSIONS THROWN IN ONE, EVEN STUDYING THE WAYS OF BEING A SUCCESSFUL DESIGNER, WHICH I'VE ONLY DREAMT OF DOING. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT ALL FORMS TOGETHER OVER THE WEEKS, KEEP POSTED. I'VE ALSO RECENTLY BEEN CONTACTED BY A NEWCASTLE BASED PHOTOGRAPHER TO BE PART OF HER UPCOMING EXHIBITION. I'M THANKFUL TO BE ASKED, ESPECIALLY FOR WHAT IT'S BASED ON.. ONLY CLUE I CAN GIVE.. ANDREJ.. HUSH NOW.

APOLOGIES BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M NOT GOING BY MY PROMISES OF WEEKLY BLOGGING. SECOND CHANCE PLEASE. NOW WHERE WERE WE..

BDO11 WAS FAR TOO MUCH FUN IN ONE CRAMMED DAY. BUMPED INTO MANY FRIENDLY FACES, WENT NUTS IN THE CRYSTAL CASTLES MOSH AND STILL ENDED UP IN ONE PIECE. FUNNILY ENOUGH, THE GYM HAS NOT BEEN IGNORED LIKE MOST OF YOU PREDICTED, EAT THAT. HATE THE TWO DAY PAINS THAT COME ALONG WITH THE EFFORTS YOU'VE PUSHED YOURSELF AT. THE WEEKEND THAT JUST PAST WAS INCREDIBLE, AND LEFT ME WITH MASSIVE SMILES ALL ROUND. SYDNEY IS SUCH A FASCINATING PLACE, I'M FOREVER EXPERIENCING NEW THINGS WHENEVER I'M THERE. LIKE WOWCOW, HOLY SHIT, AMAZING. WENT AND SAW NATALIE PORTMANS LATEST 'BLACK SWAN' WHICH WAS UNLIKE ANY FILM I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON. I'LL BE EXTRA CAREFUL WHEN CLIPPING MY NAILS NEXT TIME..

THE WEEKEND ALSO LEFT ME FEELING THINGS I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE, LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES.

DOUBLE TROUBLE, IMAGINE.. ACTUALLY NO.. RIDICULOUS IDEA. THE WEEK HAS BEEN CHALLENGING, ONLY BECAUSE I'VE ONLY RECENTLY JOINED THE GYM FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND I'VE FORCED MYSELF TO GO DAILY. FOR ONCE I HONESTLY THINK I MAY STICK TO SOMETHING.. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I FALL OFF THE TREADMILL OR VOMIT FROM OVER EXERCISING. BIG DAY OUT 2011 IS ONLY A COUPLE OF SLEEPS AWAY, AND WORDS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW KEEN I AM. THE HEAT & SHIRTLESS WANKERS CAN PISS OFF, BUT CRYSTAL CASTLES & FROZEN MARGARITAS CAN COME MY WAY. I'VE ALSO ADAPTED A NEW LOVE FOR THE GUYS FROM 'THE NAKED & FAMOUS' PLAYING AT THE FESTIVAL. IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN WHERE I PLAY AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON REPEAT FOR HOURS, BUT THIS CAN BE DONE WITH EASE THROUGH THE SOUNDS OF THIS BAND. DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND HIT THEM UP, YOU'LL FALL. I FIND IT INCREDIBLY FASCINATING HOW ONE PERSON CAN MAKE YOUR DAY, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING OR KNOWING IT. I'M NOT ONE TO BRAG, BUT I'M SO PUMPED FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. GOOD FEELINGS.. 'I'M A WEE BIT EXCITED!'