SPENT THE WEEK ON PHOTOBOOTH MAKING MIDDLE NIPPLES WITH JOSE&CARRIE. WHAT TALENTED MODELS WE ARE. NO JOKE THOUGH. ENJOYED THE FESTIVITIES OF THE RACE THAT STOPS THE NATION, WHERE HAS THE AMELIA GONE? MY OBSESSION WITH HOMMUS HAS GROWN EVEN FURTHER, LIKE THE OBSESSION BETWEEN WINEHOUSE AND COKE. MY BEDROOM FLOOR IS COVERED IN CONDOMS, THANKS FOR YOUR SPONSORSHIP FOUR SEASONS. X